Another Weather Report. Please Tell me How I Can Improve It?

Me: Welcome to Granada weather, with me ******. (Waves hand across the map) Today is going to be patchy rain all over the United Kingdom, with low pressure, which is resulting in some strong winds of up to 20 mph and chilly weather. Top temperature of 10 degrees Celsius and bottom temperature of a freezing minus 10! Tuesday will not be any better, because the rain continues through the night and carries on even stronger during the day, so get your umbrellas out! The low pressure increases though, and the winds drop down, and the temperature increases to a maximum of 13 degrees and a bottom of 7 degrees. Moving onto the Wednesday, there is no rain, but is very cloudy, and a slight chance of fog in the south so make sure those fog lights work. Max temperature of 11 Degrees and minimum temperature of 4 degrees. On the Thursday, we have an unexplainable amount of high pressure through Britain, resulting in a small heat wave which is a great time to get your sungles out! Top temperature of 22 degrees and min temperature of 20 degrees! Tomorrow the ice caps will melt completely and we will all begin to spiral towards the sun and by 4 pm all have died due to the immense heat. Top temperature of 40,000,000 degrees and a bottom temperature of 30,000,000 degrees, so know is the perfect time to get those tans you wanted! Thank You And Goodnight!